Greetings...
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tattoo artist: please stop moving
anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma - ow ow ow that’s not what the tat is supposed to look like.
as a tattooist please beleive me when i say that i have tattooed this guy before.
i know its satire, but like. you’re not even wrong.this is both the most enlightening and the saddest addition to my post.
i was exaggerating the best i could, and it turns out to be real. i’m so sorry for you.
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Watch: Faith’s school lectured girls about makeup and “sexy selfies,” so she shut them all the way down.
follow @this-is-life-actually
For people who don’t read the article, what happened was that it was found that girls from 70 Australian schools were targeted by a porn site, with guys requesting pictures of specific girls and stuff.
The girl’s school, instead of lecturing the boys about treating their female peers like objects and posting pornography of girls as young as 12, decided to lecture the girls about makeup and and skirt length.
I’m so proud of this girl for standing up for herself and her peers!
Holy fuck a porn site was literally trying to spread child pornography and the school lectured the GIRLS?????
WHAT IN THE ENTIRE FUCK????This needs to be spread around like fucking wildfire because it should not be acceptable for boys to objectify girls like this and then grow up thinking it’s okay. IT IS NOT OKAY. Shit like this has happened way too many times and it’s been going on for way too long. I hate having to get told to pull down my shorts around my uncles and cousins and shit like that purely because there are people out here that think it’s inappropriate for girls to show at least a little thigh and they fucking objectify them. I go around my school having to cover my shoulders while a boy can go around in a cut off sleeve shirt that shows his nipples. Yes, this has happened and no, he did not get dress coded for it. This shit has to stop now.
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concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer
this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”
John has said “🎶Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare! 🎶” and Cecil has said “Delta Airlines, because it’s not like you’re safe anywhere else.”
A concept: John Mulaney is a former radio host from Night Vale
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why do white girls on here nut so hard for persephone and hades anyway like medea is right there
i thot this said madea i was about to kill myself
LUNA SSHSJGTSIDKLFGL
madea seconds before killing zeus (detail) (oil on canvas)
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people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!
people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!
If languages weren’t able to change none of us would be speaking the languages we speak nowadays.
The current English language is a mix of German, French and Old English (or whatever language Anglo-saxons spoke).
The current Spanish is a mix of Vulgar Latin, Arabic, Occitan (really old French) and Basque.
Languages are alive because WE are alive. Languages change because WE change.
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land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis:
WHAT IS THIS GAME
Sorry but there is no way I could have voice acted this and not lost my shit
#this should’ve been nominated for an award. idk what award but just. give it something
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So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.
teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!
I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11
An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”
I did not give him a high five.
A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”
Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.
Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.
So Ive been going through the notes of this post and it seems Fweej the Overseer is pretty popular with tumblr as well. So I dug through facebook and found photos for yall. Special thanks to @sakoyo, who was my TA and made the facebook posts, thus keeping the record and immortalizing his legacy.
Fweej lives on 🙌🐙🙌
you started a cult to a tentacled entity with a name not matching the orthography of any human language. Congrats on becoming the villain of a pulp fantasy story.
The legend must continue
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TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!
i love how the crowd goes nuts
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